Sunday, February 12, 2012

Welcome to the Vacation: Unlimited Travel Journal!

By: Andrew Bermudez
    I would like to welcome everyone reading to the Vacation: Unlimited Travel Journal! For the next splendid fourteen months, we will be taking you to many wonderful destinations. From theme parks to zoos, and museums to forests, there always will be something exciting and new here.
Once every week, a new journal entry will be put up here about a vacation destination, along with photos and travel tips geared towards that destination. Some of the entries that you may see are:
  • Skipper Dan (aka Daniel Bermudez) takes us into the unknown wild aboard the world-famous Jungle Cruise at Disneyland.
  • See massive LEGO displays and thrilling brickfilms at LEGO World Chicago 2012.
  • Journey through the history of the written language at Muzeo.
  • Travel with us into a full-scale recreation of Radiator Springs for a sneak preview of Cars Land, opening June 15th at Disney California Adventure.
  • Journey into a climate-controlled reptile house, known as The Lair, coming soon to the Los Angeles Zoo.
  • Travel to San Francisco for a ride on an iconic street car and a visit to the Walt Disney Family Museum.
  • And much more!
     So pack up your gear, check your map, fill up the family wagon, and let's hit the road!
Oh, I almost forgot that I have a tendency to write bad jokes, but never fear. If you read a bad joke, you will see a cue like this. (*GROAN*) When you see it, be sure to groan!
     Example:
     "Did you hear about the rubber ball?"
     "No. What happened?"
     "He went to a restaurant, but he bothered the customers with his stories. He said they were true, but he was just stretching the truth. The manager came and rolled him out of there, telling him never to come back. Now the ball is sad."
     "Why is that?"
     "He's now a rubber banned ball."
     *GROAN*
     There. This shouldn't be too bad. But I'll try to keep this to a minimum.

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